I Was Shat On…

So there was this big college party, about three blocks from my dorm, the largest dorm on campus. It was at one of the local fraternity houses and I was a Freshman trying to experience everything in this crazy new college, party life. My friend Dan had heard about this party so I tagged along, [...]

An Essay On The Battle Over Citizen Kane

This is not the story of Orson Welles’ experience in making the movie “Citizen Kane,” nor is it a documentary on how it was made. This is the documentary of the relationship between Orson Welles, director of “Citizen Kane” and William Randolph Hearst, the man whose life the movie is based on. Welles was just [...]

The Preakness Party

Held every third Saturday in May at Maryland’s Pimlico Race Course, this is sure to be the best party of your year (unless you try something else on my Places To Go list the same year). Make sure you bring plenty of beer even if you aren’t twenty-one, because when I went security wasn’t checking [...]

Teeth: A Horror Fantasy

I can not hold this back any longer. Teeth: A Horror Fantasy is an excellent vampire novel by Marcus Damanda, my former seventh grade (favorite) teacher. I don’t even like fantasy OR horror novels! I mostly tend to read non-fiction; this book, however, is an awesome fictitious read. The story is about a teenage boy [...]

On College

The current system of higher education (College or University) is complete and utter bullshit. It is practically the same thing as high school, except it costs $15,000 a year for the schools that aren’t even considered good (yet more bullshit). The same failing method that is used to teach high school is used to teach [...]

I Started a Forest Fire

Fireworks. It doesn’t matter how old or mature one is, everybody loves fireworks. For me the passion was always there, just in a less destructive form. I have very fond memories of being allowed, by my parents, to light fireworks on the fourth of each July. Little did I know, this passion would soon turn [...]

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